Somewhere in the middle of nowhere, or in the middle of middle earth, wait, WHAT your in the middle of the middle of the center of the middle earth,in the center of the world...STFU to myself, I sent Zwei in my PSP, there, answers your question.
Somewhere in the mountains,well a puny one
Zwei: Why The F-wK am I carrying a (D1ck sized)Sword n Shield!?
Tigrex: STFU BI7C#!!
Tigrez: RAWR, I'M SO AWESOME, THE THE PIC OF YOU FALLING, WAS EATEN BY MY AWESOMENESS
Zwei: F-wk this! Must find a way to get back at that dick GS!
Zwei: F--k all this s#it, GS,I mean Great sword FTW!!
Zwei: Yeah I though so>=]
Zwei: FUUUWWWWWKKK YEAH, Old lady gave me 1500 dolla-, gold-, zen-, whatever.
Zwei: Damn it! I forgot my cooker!
So ends part 1 or the whole thing. Heheh